While I haven't seen Life After Beth yet, it's safe to say that no movie even comes close to the fun, humorous, and entertaining nature of Shaun of the Dead than Ruben Fleischer's 2009 comedy Zombieland. Yet even that survives primarily on two factors: that it's got zombies and that you presumably think discount awkward Michael Cera is funny.
This isn't to say Zombieland is a bad movie. It is filled with some pretty funny moments and some memorable scenes. And it's one of the more entertaining Woody Harrelson roles. Yet the gist of the movie is essentially, "What if we made an awkward teenage comedy, but with zombies!" Naturally, it lacks even a sliver of the kind of depth and thematic significance you can find in Wright's pictures, writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick occasionally try to tie in something of substance or metaphor sporadically throughout the movie. The problem is that they lack the tact that other writers have, often simply coming right out and stating it. At one point, Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) comes right out and says that if you don't have anyone around, you might as well be a zombie.
Groan.
| Emma Stone deserves a bit better than merely being the "hot chick" that the "awkward boy" is trying to bang. Seems like she had to suffer through a few of those roles to get the better ones later. |
Then there's the whole subplot of Tallahassee's backstory, where he tells his story about how much he loved his puppy before the zombies ate him. This coincides with a corny flashback sequence that does little to cover the reality that he was actually talking about his son, not a puppy. When they finally spill it out for you, they replay those scenes but with a little child instead of a puppy. Problem is that most of those scenes make no sense with a puppy in them to begin with, so by the time you get the big reveal, it's already been pretty obvious to begin with.
Even worse are the moments when the jokes feel every bit as forced as the relationship development. The worst offender is perhaps the Bill Murray scene - one of the funniest, most exciting surprises in any movie I'd seen. And it all culminates to Murray lying there dying so that one character can randomly ask, "So, do you have any regrets?" With the punchline being, "Garfield, maybe."
Not every joke is horribly jammed in there with clunky writing, of course. While Eisenberg's awkwardness is a bit tedious (remember, this came at a time when he and Cera were vying for "awkward teenage boy" supremacy), some of his reactions or lines are pretty great. The way he delivers the line, "You almost knocked over your beer with your knife" when he first meets Tallahassee is spot on and hilarious. Perhaps the best joke is one of the most subtle. When picking a celebrity house to stay in, Tallahassee picks Bill Murray's. He hopes that Murray will have a box of Twinkees somewhere (another subplot jammed in there for the sake of a couple of jokes). When they don't find any, Wichita shouts over everyone, "I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe's! Nobody ever listens to me!"
The other issue plaguing the writing is that it struggles to get out of this immaturity. Often times, it feels like a movie written by sexually frustrated 19 year old dudes. Rather than focusing on the idea of an awkward kid who had been isolated before the apocalypse and is now making a human connection, they spend much of the movie focused on trying to score with a hot chick. For as clever and capable as Wichita (Emma Stone) is, she only really serves as a quest for Columbus. They spend so much of the film making her seem more capable and in charge and him weak and frightened, they naturally end the film by making Wichita a damsel in distress in need of rescuing by Columbus, who proves his worth by overcoming his fear and shows his strength. And the only reason he was able to do so was that he fell in love with her. It's cheesy and poor motivation. I know the movie loses something if you remove the romantic element - since after all, nothing says "awkward" like the inability to score with girls - but it would have been profoundly more interesting if they were just four human beings carrying their own baggage and learning to trust and like each other. (This romance element is also made worse by the fact that Wichita is also one of those "I'm hot and I'm gonna take advantage of you awkward dudes" characters that is borderline insulting to both women and nice, awkward guys.)
| Zombies look good when they show up. But I forgot that they run. God damn I hate running zombies. Not so much a huge issue in this movie though. |
At times, the movie can't decide what exactly it wants to be or how it wants to tell its story. It occasionally utilizes prolonged flashbacks with narration explaining everything. Then, there are occasional cuts to the "Zombie Kill of the Week," which highlights some unrelated character somewhere in the world killing a zombie in a totally ridiculous and possibly humorous way. It's unnecessary and confusing, and really just chops up the already broken up flow of the story.
So ok, the comedy is hit or miss. The drama is forced and eye-roll worthy. But what about the action? What about the zombies? What about the special effects?
Two things become apparent halfway through the movie. The first is that it has a pretty small budget. It doesn't take long before you start to realize that there don't appear to be many zombies in Zombieland. Here's this world supposedly overrun by them, yet even when they stop in downtown Los Angeles, the most they can muster is seven zombies on screen at once. Tallahassee and Columbus stroll through the center of a small town looking for a car, chatting away like there's nothing around them. Strange thing is, there's nary a a zombie in sight. When they enter a super market, there's all of three zombies. At the Native American store? There's a whopping one. You never see zombies in the background and the characters don't seem at all concerned. They make as much noise as they'd like. In one scene, Tallahassee literally just shoots guns in the air for no reason for a minute, just because. Doesn't draw the attention of a single zombie.
The other thing though is that when there are zombies, they look pretty great. It seems as though they had to choose between quantity and quality. The zombies themselves look awesome and terrifying. And it also seems like they were ultimately saving up for the big final set piece at the amusement park (which is freaky and very entertaining, despite its Left 4 Dead 2 level rip off). Yet even then, the only time they try and overwhelm you with numbers of zombies, those numbers still seem pretty limited.
Overall, it's not as good as I remembered it being. Perhaps that awkward teenage boy trying to score with the hot chick is just no longer my sense of humor. Perhaps I'm fatigued with zombies. Or perhaps I just never really noticed how forced the writing really was. Still, it's not filled with nothing. There are a number of funny jokes and memorable sequences. And the zombies looked good when they do show up. They effectively use jump scares at a few bits.
Still, if you're going to watch a good comedy and a good zombie movie this Halloween, you can't top Shaun.